Friday, February 8, 2008

Who Will Be Our Happy Puppet Now?

“Oh boo hoo we’re Conservatives down in Conservative-Ville and boo hoo no one is reflecting our values boo hoo John McCain loves Mexicans and gay marriages 'cause he's gay and he only has an 82 percent lifetime rating from the American Conservative Union not like that dreamy Rick Santorum with 88 and boo hoo everyone betrays us and our core values why did Ronald Reagan have to die and now Mitt Romney is out oh boo hoo after we went through all the trouble of programming him oh boo hoo hoo who will be our happy puppet now?”

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